Drift Demo

Press releases & articles about the Drift-Demo Team

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Feb 2007 For the Scottish Motorsport Show
Scotlands national Newspaper the Daily Record
Main Feature article


Pistonheads Com Headlines
Article Link

Fastcar Magazine
Article Link

FastandModified Magazine Show Preview

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Declan's car & it's build is front page featured
on the Cardomain Website

www.cardomain.com/features/ukdrift

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April 28th 2006
Anglia TV
Featured Declan drifting at Rockingham on its hourly news slot throughout the day, in conjunction with the Trackday Show at Rockingham 
The presenter was very keen to come along to any future events in the area

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April 29th 2006
BBC Radio Northants

Came along for a live interview & broadcast for the Trackday Show & get taken for a wild drift-demo ride
The presenter certainly was shocked at the sheer brutality of the ride & was amazed the car did'nt roll over

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April 29th 2006
The Sun Newspaper
Came along to interview Declan & take pictures of the car in action at Rockingham for the
Trackday Show

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16th April 2006
Press Release

Dorset Driver Declan Hicks
Gets a Full D1 Drift Licence at the D1 GB Driver Search


The weekends D1 GB Licencing event at Donnington see's Declan get a full National D1 Licence, for the D1 GB Championship series, only 21 drivers were up to the grade & not all the 30 licences were given out, with a few more getting their provisionals meaning they have to qualify at one of the next two rounds to stay in or they're out.

A very technical course & we were being judged by Mr Kazama-San the D1 2006 Champion who was very specific to what he wanted the drivers to achieve. With very high entry speeds & early initiation at corner one, apex clipping with in inches between corners one & two, whilst maintaining large on the stock stops angles (44degs for me) & smoothness of line throughout the course. A great fun course too, going backwards up the Melbourne loop, for a tight 3rd gear corner, through the Goddards chicane & onto the pit straight seeing speeds of 100mph sideways on the lockstops over Donningtons the start finish line. A crowd of some 3000 spectators lined the course to watch the action & it proved a huge hit of a weekend.

Mr Kazama-San D1 GP 2005 World Champion the event Judge, as another driver (not me) hits the gravel again!

 My Soarer served me well, being almost faultless throughout the weekend bar an exploded back box when a backfire on the rev limiter in 3rd blew it to bits, strangley now she seems a bit quicker!!, the car apparently was a big favorite with the 3-4,000 strong crowds loving the retro 80's coolness, with hoards of people asking what on earth the car was. Its the only one of its kind in the UK, though a fellow D1 driver in Japan Mr Tokita has an earlier version too.

 A very very big thanks to everyone thats helped me out to get this far, roll on the D1 Series

Sponsors
ProlexUK
Surrey Rolling Road
Universal Turbos
Blandford Tools
Peacemarsh Garage

Video link from the cars first day of drift testing at Lydd Circuit,
Just two days before the licencing event 18meg clip

The car & driver are available for media events, press launches & promotional work throughout the year

 

Current European D1 Licence Holders
License holders from 2005 drivers search:

Brett Castle, UK
Darren McNamara, IRL
Phil Morrison, UK
Eric O'Sullivan, IRL
Julian Smith, IRL
Paul Vlasblom, NL

License Holders from 2006 licensing event:

Scott Armstrong, UK
Ben Broke-Smith, UK
Ian Coyne, IRL
Mark Coyne, IRL
Ralph Crampton, UK
Mike Deane, IRL
Stephen Evans, UK
Derrick Forde, IRL
Will Gough, UK
Niall Gunn, IRL
Ian Harrison, UK
Nick Hawes, UK
**Declan Hicks, UK**
James Hudson, UK
Garry Kennedy, UK
Mark Luney, UK
Tim Marshall, UK
Damien Mulvey, IRL
Maciej Polody, PL
John Power, IRL
Mat Steele, UK


Provisional license holders from 2006 licensing event:

John Chambers, UK
Olaf Commij, NL
Leon Kaan, NL
Mike Murphy, IRL
Simon Russell, UK
Steven Shine, IRL


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April 2006
Article for Pistonheads.com


Sideways at the Surrey Rolling Road

 
In anticipation of a busy drift season Cptsideways take his freshly built Japanese D1 Spec drift fighter down to Surrey Rolling Road's new home, a cold war bunker facilty in Chobham. Run by fellow PH'er Vixpy, SRR's home features armoured walls & soundproofing and looks more like a James Bond film set than a workplace, rather cool facilities to say the least but a facility that serves an excellent purpose for tuners, car clubs & individuals.
 
 
If you've ever wondered what's involved & why its a good idea to put your car on the rollers, then read on.
 
 
The facility at SRR's is rather unique, its fully independant unlike any other rolling road in the country & Vixpy simply offers dyno time on the Dyno Dynamics system with optional 4 wheel drive & his expertise without bias. His business does'nt offer a tuning service & so does'nt have any motives to claim more bhp than you might really have. He can however with the all important data show exactly what your engine is doing, giving fact rather than opinion on the state of your engines tune. The facility is offered to engine tuners, owners clubs for dyno shoot out days & individuals like myself who'd like an honest unbiased opinion. You get the data to take away & analyze for planning future upgrades. As an example, after me was a customer with a newly tuned engine that allegedly should make 260bhp with its new chip, though the owner was not convinced. The dyno proved its was not right & showed exaclty why, the car was running dangerously lean a situation that could result in rapid engine termination at any time. The chip sellers had given it the all clear but this car was going back immediately allbeit very slowly.
 
 
I've just spent the past 12 weeks building up my drift car, a late 80's Toyota Soarer Twin Turbo, built to compete in the upcoming D1 Drift Championship. If you, like me have invested a great deal of time & money in your pride & joy, its a very wise move to put your car on a rolling road for a health check. Within a few runs any engine issues can be quickly highlighted, amongst all the data gathered you also get the typical dyno power graph which, lets be honest is one of the main reasons for most people going in the first place. No tuning modifications are complete, or come with genuine bragging rights unless accompanied by the essential dyno graph. Now for me my need was slightly different, I wanted to ensure my engine would be safe to run for the upcoming season, made the power where I wanted it & more importantly was'nt going to implode halfway round the first corner, something a good dyno operator will be able to tell within seconds of the first run.
 
 
How hard is it on the car you ask? well no more than pulling away at the lights really & certainly a lot less stressfull than any trackday session & nowhere near as bad as a drift day. First you have to get the car onto the rollers, easier said than done!, slight problem there my car is super low, like only 2" of ground clearance. Vixpy is used to this & takes great care easing the car onto the system using special ramps a chocks where needed. The new facility has enabled him to sink the whole system into the floor making it so much easier than their old premises.
 
 
The car is strapped down with heavy duty straps front & rear. Oil & water are checked though it's more to see if you've checked it yourself beforehand. A huge fan is wheeled out & locked infront of the car, it stands nearly 5 foot tall that provides an almost gale force blast of fresh air to the car to aid cooling. An AFR exhuast probe is stuck up the exhaust & a large flexible tube connected to an extractor fan exhausts the engine gasses to outside. Ear defenders are donned & the car run up to temperature, local air pressure, temperature & data systems checked & were ready for the off.
 
 
What surpsises most people is the sheer terror of hearing their engine at full chat from a position they've never experienced before. At first it seems quite alarming, but just think your poor engine has to suffer this every time your giving it large whilst your cocooned in the drivers seat away from all the cocophany. The car is usually run up to 4th gear to give a more direct drive through the gearbox, the initial run up checks that the car is secure & the AFR's are safe then its time for the full throttle action. A run normally takes 10-15 seconds from around idle up to peak BHP, its not usually necessary to redline the car, though in my case we did just ensure the car was safe at that point. The dyno also has the facility for engine tuners to maintain a certain rev range with varying load, ideal for tuners mapping inginition & fuel curves.
 
 
 
As for my car, firstly I'll explain what I have under the bonnet. It's a rather rare & unusual engine only ever made for Japan, a straight six, 32 valve, 2.0L twin turbo that normally runs a modest 210bhp according to Toyota. Its a very free reving engine, red lining at about 7500 & a rev cut at nearly 8000 rpm, its turbine smooth right to red line & makes that lovely boosted six pot growl. My plan is to run this engine for the start of the drift season & then upgrade to a later 2.5 Twin turbo from the 90's model Soarer for big power as & when funds allow. Meanwhile I've made some typical modifications to the engine with a view to running within safe limits thats boost control, additional fuelling, air filter, exhaust mods & a de-cat. Turbo cars have a big advantage when it comes to tuning & thats boost or more of it to precise. Increasing the boost pressure is fairly simple but it has drawbacks. With an increase in pressure comes heat & a big need for the correct additional fueling. If its not right & the car runs lean for example, you can get detonation & within seconds your pistons will have melted & its goodbye to them & your engine. In drifting we tend the run the cars constantly within the full boost range & very frequently up to the rev limit, with limited cooling due the sideways nature of drifting.
 
 
Most modern engines have a pre-programmed fuel curve, allowing safe running at all times in normal circumstances, however adding more boost at some point your going to reach a fuelling limit & on my car I wanted to find out where that is. I also have a fuel computer something the Japanese have been making for years thats simply plugs into your wiring loom & is fully adjustable by altering the duration of the injector timing through the rev range. Dead easy to tweak if you have a the essential wideband lambda probe a device that meaures the oxygen content in the exhaust & in turn gives the AFR or Air Fuel Ratio, something every good rolling road can plug into your cars exhaust. AFR's are the critical part of engine tuning, an engine makes peak power at an AFR of about 11.5 a turbo engine often needs a little more fuel to act as a coolant to reduce combustion chamber temperatures & a manufactures tend to over do it to be on the safe side. The dyno will show the AFR's on the screen live during a run up & any good operator will be watching closely to see if its dangerously lean. This data can then be plotted against the power curve & its easy enough to work out where more or less fuel is required.
 
The Diagnosis
 
What did I learn? Well my car made a respectable 255bhp at 6400rpm with a 210bhp at 4000rpm, not bad for a bog standard car with only modest boost changes that should only make 210bhp at 6200rpm according to Toyota. Air Fuel Ratio (AFR) was perfectly safe with overfuelling right through to 6000rpm so I know I have room for more boost. Leaning out the fueling to safe limits will also increase the torque througout the rev range & could easily see another 20bhp gained on the above figures at the same level of boost. The data clearly showed my car needs a boost controller of the electronic variety, one that will hold the boost at lower rpms to give more low down torque. Ideally I'd like to see full boost at 3000rpm or less. Ignition timing is fixed on my car & maybe some electronics could be employed to increase low down advance to increase throttle response & torque as I'm assuming the ignition curve is also very safe being standard. Ignition timing has an effect on turbo spool up time something that dramatically effects throttle response. Quite simply without the RR session I would never have known this. So I'm now armoured with a full data set & I can safely plan some engine modifications to suit whats possible. One slight technicality for me though was my fuel computer when plugged in it simply sent the AFR's off the scale such to the point it actually flooded the engine with so much fuel it killed the power, fine with masses of boost but I'll stick with the standard ECU for now & get another fuel computer such an S-AFC.
 
 
Vixpy is a very freindly & adaptable chap, allowing you to make tweaks & adjustments for you to get the most out of the session, obviously come prepared & explain what it is you'd like to know or want to achieve. On dyno shoot out days with owners clubs you tend to get a brief run up, but the same diagnostics can be applied & its a very useful way to get a quick report of your cars health. I expect I'll be back shortly with some modifications I fully expect to see 300bhp or more at big rpms & 250bhp midrange something that will sure make me tempted to keep this engine & not go for the full monty 2.5L 1JZ Twin Turbo. However power is very addictive & you can never get enough of it.
 
Newsflash: Declan managed to secure his D1 Drift Licence at Donnington this weekend in his newly built Toyota Soarer despite only a single day of drift testing beforehand, so expect to see him rocking it big time in the D1 GB Championship series in his ubercool 80's timewarp drift car, it's apparently a really popular hit with the drift fans. Only problem all weekend was an almighty exhaust backfire exploding his backbox & the new drift style chrome graphics causing havoc for the photgraphers reflecting the sky, something he was not expecting to have issues with! 
 
 
12th April 2006 
Article for Driftworks
 
The Cars Build for the D1 Series


This is the story of Declan's Toyota Soarer, built to compete in the D1 GB.
Twelve weeks of hard work, late nights & mashed fingers. This is what it takes to build a drift car on your own,
in a short space of time & a small budget for top level competition.
Many of you will know Declan, aka Cptsideways on the forums, he used to drive the Turbo’d MX-5, well not any more.


Soarer GZ20 drift car
 

This is his story

 

I decided at the end of 2005 that my MX-5 had to go, it'd reached its limits of tuning & handling. I'd also managed to break it at four out of six championship rounds last year, I’d simply out driven the car & was asking more than it could provide. I needed a bigger car for the higher speed drifting, one with all the right ingredients but me being me, wanted something different, a car nobody else had. Now this is all very well but my budget was very small indeed, my timescale to complete the car by April was even smaller as I was taking a slight 4 week detour over the new year to West Africa, as a guide on the Plymouth-Dakar Rally for charity, 4 weeks of precious build time gone.

 

Arriving back late January eager to start get a car sorted & within a week accidentally finding one on Ebay. It turns out the seller is a Driftworks trader, Yokohoma Racing who usually specialises in drift spec cars. Only it's was'nt an out & out drift car but a bone stock original, straight from the 80's loaded to hilt with toys & weight, 6 cylinder, twin turbo, two door coupe, and a rare 5 speed manual too, what is you ask? It’s a 1988 Toyota Soarer GZ20 2.0L Twin Turbo & it's about as JDM tyte as you can get, all 18ft & 1700kg’s of it!



 

Luckily there is an active community for these cars on the net, albeit Australian based, so I’ve been gathering up info on the car & tweaks from the guys at the Toymods forums, there are several Aussie drifters with GZ20’s, though they’ve fitted the 1JZ 2.5 engines the drift engine of choice, an upgrade route I have planned for the car giving the option of a reliable 400bhp.

 

Mechanically & chassis wise this car is a MKIII Supra underneath, the engine is JDM only but still a current engine as it fitted to the Lexus in a n/a guise. First job was to fit a clutch as it was knackered, so in went an uprated Hilux pressure pressure plate & standard friction plate. Then came the diff, I fitted a MKIII Supra Turbo LSD diff, though the ratios are so tall 3rd is good for 100mph! so at some stage when funds allow I’ll upgrade the super low ratio standard one to a 2 way LSD.



 

So in the freeze of late January a couple of weeks after arriving back from sunny Africa, there’s me ripping the period beige velour trim from this beast in an effort to remove some weight & make room for all the safety kit that is destined to go back in. Luckily freezing weather has its benefits, when you wallop the layers of sound proofing tar with a mallet it all falls off in one big go, try doing that in the summer!. So within two days the car was stripped to the bones, all the bumper trims gone, heaps of wiring, the TEMS suspension control system, in fact the only bit of trim left is the headlining as I hate condensation drips & the dashboard stays as the D1 rules state we have to have one in.

 

Once stripped it was then time to fit stuff back in, the main roll hoop was fabricated to my design to be a nice snug fit, a quick check of the MX-5 cage revealed almost identical front cage dimensions, so that got used instead of more custome fabrication & it fits like a glove. The door innards have been cut away to save weight so I’ve fitted crossed doorbars & rear braces to finish it all off. The whole cage is welded in place with footplates & bracing points. Cobra Monaco FIA seats are fitted drivers side is fixed but the passenger one is on the standard rails so it can be removed for practice days.

 

Now at this point with the suspension looking more like an offroader than a drift car, due to all the weight coming out, I decided to take her to the weigh bridge, just a drivers seat & a quarter a tank of fuel 1320kgs!! Getting this car to the sub 1200kg level will be a struggle, still some panel trimming to be done maybe even composite hood & boot etc if & when funds permit. This makes the 400bhp engine more a necessity than a at this sort of weight.


 



The power or lack of it, the 1G engine stock makes 210bhp, most of that in the upper reaches of the nearly 8k rpm rev range. Its not torquey at all & really not suited to a 1400kg drift car. I’ve an HKS FCON for the 1G engine & she’s off to Surrey Rolling Road for some tweakage this week, the plan is to run 1 Bar of boost on the stock turbo’s for the first round, which should be good for 240-260 bhp still not enough but I’ll manage one way or another, I'm therefore praying for rain at the D1 opening round.

 

The hunt was on for a 1JZ engine & a super rare 5 speed gearbox that'll take the power. Ebay strikes again & I now have a rolled 92 Soarer as a donor car to be stripped, engine & gearbopx are going in after the D1 Licensing round in April, I don't have time to work on the car with all the safety related stuff & practice time taking priority. The 1JZ is planned to have some power mods with reliability being the key. ProlexUk have offered some assistance with the engine & Universal Turbo’s will be offering a big single turbo, custom manifold, external wastegate & screamer pipe to bolt on so she should make all the right noises.

 

A hydraulic handbrake has been fitted, but its lamer than the standard one, so some Supra front callipers will be going on the back to sort that, a quick bit of testing at Silverstone reveals this car loves hanging on the handbrake at speed but is also very keen to flat spot the tyres at an equally alarming rate!. I’ve fitted a coilover conversion kit to the car on the now manually adjustable original shocks which have a demon super stiff setting, I guessed the spring rates & it seems pretty good still have to play with ride heights to get the balance right, she’s front heavy as standard. I've set the geometry to a pretty standard drift spec of 3 degs front camber, 1.3 degs rear camber. I modified the suspension pick up points to add some castor so I now have 8-10 degs up front. The rack & lockstops have been modified with spacers to give me 44 degs of lock, not bad for something that’s 18ft long, no one will be able to pass this beast easily when she’s on the lock stops haha.



 

So yesterday was her first proper test at Silverstone, wow does this car get onto the lock stops easily, maybe some more mods are in order to increase rear end traction. The tall 2nd gear is just great for pulling out of those shorter corners & up the straights, the cars fairly settled but the weight shows & its going to take some getting used to after mastering the MX5. Nothing I can’t get used to but practice time is the order of the day for the next few weeks so expect to see it in testing before D1.



 

I help pay for my drifting by running demo events throughout the year, around my local area such as the Yeovilton Airday with 40,000 spectators, Haynes Museums Open Days & at the Dorset police open day where I get to meet the local constabulary (on my terms!!) & get to frighten the life out of their driving instructors.

 

To finish off I’ve found some period RS Watanbe’s that will be having a refurb, these suit the car really well & hopefully I’ll find some more for spares, apologies about the chrome wheels but they were cheap & save me money for important mods. Big thanks to my sponsors for all your help & assistance, ProlexUk, Universal Turbo’s, Blandford Tools, Haynes Museums Workshop & Peacemarsh Garage. The graphics I did myself, sort of mirroring Tokitas car in D1 but I got carried away, at least its my car, its original & I can say I did all of it. All it needs now are my sponsors logos & some DriftWorks stickers & she'll be nearly ready for D1 & the seasons drifting, roll on summer.


 



Declan has a website up & running with all the info on the cars build, the story & events he’ll be attending at www.drift-demo.com

 

 

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Other Media Articles
That Declan's Been Involved In

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The Gaurdain Newpaper With Declan Instructing one their Reporters

The skids are all right

Tim Dowling discovers the joys of driving a car sideways (on purpose)

Tuesday April 19, 2005
The Guardian


I'm parked at the far corner of a test track at the Hayes motor museum in Sparkford, with my seatbelt on, an instructor by my side, and an orange cone just off the starboard wing mirror. I could for all the world be preparing to execute a three-point turn using forward and reverse gears. The instructions from Declan, my teacher, however, are somewhat different: turn the steering wheel all the way to the right, put the car in first, rev the engine up to 4,000rpm, and dump the clutch. BSM this ain't.
 
The instant I do this, the back tyres squeal and the rear end attempts to overtake on the left. The car arcs around the cone in an agreeable half-doughnut before the tyres suddenly catch and we go shooting off - on to the grass verge. "Not enough power," says Declan. I meekly reposition myself near the cone and try again.

Welcome to Drifting 101, or the fine art of driving sideways - or, to be a bit more specific, the fine art of driving sideways on purpose. The history of drifting is murky, but it is said to have evolved from a form of illegal hill-racing in Japan. At some stage, the skidding became the end rather than the means, and in its country of origin drifting has grown into a wholly legitimate sport: cars career around tracks in a balletic series of controlled fishtails, in front of judges. It's like ice-driving, but on asphalt. Although the top competitors drift through turns and straights at more than 100mph, speed has never been the point. It's about how sideways you are. And it's about style.

Drifting also comes with an ethos at odds with more traditional motor sports: the drivers are not prima donnas, the sport is less aggressive and the cars tend to be modest 10-year-old production models, the kind of things salesmen drive. Huge horsepower isn't necessary. Drifting is meant to be cheap, cheerful and crowd-pleasing. It is to regular racing (or "grip racing" as drifters call it) what snowboarding is to skiing: rougher, readier and completely baffling to the traditionalist.

Yet drifting is starting to take off in Britain, according to John Chambers, who has set up Drift Academy to teach the basic skills of the sport. "Drifting took place in Japan almost exclusively until three or four years ago, then a bit in the US," he says. Today there are drifting competitions across Europe. And Chambers is pushing the training not just as a way of getting into the sport, but as a lesson in driving more safely in general.

With the ubiquity of computer-aided handling, most ordinary drivers have never experienced a loss of traction, and wouldn't know what to do if they did. You can bring your own car if you like (virtually any rear-wheel drive vehicle can drift) or train in one of the Academy's Mazda MX5s, which have lightly modified differentials and suspension, and are equipped with drift-friendly tyres (drifting is, as you might have guessed, rather hard on tyres). One of Chambers' other aims is to drag British drifting into respectability before its reputation can be damaged by reckless boy-drifters: with its underground roots, drifting has always had the potential to flourish on the wrong side of legality. "I want to take it off the streets and put it somewhere safe," says Chambers. "And teach them properly."

The motor-racing world hasn't really cottoned on to the whole skidding thing yet. At "track days", where amateurs pay to run their cars round real race courses, driving sideways is frowned upon. So drifting tends to take place at disused airfields. "In Japan they have purpose-built tracks," says Chambers. If we had venues like that here, he adds, "our standard would be up to the Americans and the Japanese in a couple of years." As it stands now, a novice drifter can train up to British competition standard in a day. Unless that novice is me.

Although I've been round the cone a few times, I still can't overcome my reluctance to apply more power as the car loses traction. Declan shows me how to let the wheel correct itself as we spin out, but the compulsion to steer is overwhelming. At this rate, I will never graduate to the full figure-eight. The only way to get a taste of real drifting is to climb into the passenger seat and let Declan take over.

So off we go, round the track in a cacophony of roaring and squealing, at least some of which is coming from me. We're only going about 40mph, but it feels faster because the car is perpendicular to the track, my passenger window facing forward. There's a lot of smoke and commentary from Declan about "opposite wheel lock", "oversteer" and "angle of drift", little of which registers because my helmet is banging against the car's interior.

It is intensely good fun, once you accept that your driver is in complete control at all times, and isn't suddenly going to demonstrate the fine art of driving upside down. One can also see how addictive drifting could be. Driving home on the A303, it's all I can do to keep end on.

 

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Non Drift Articles Declan has been involved in or are worth a good read
 
 

Plymouth Dakar Rally: By Jason Daley Published by Outside Magazine

The Banger Rally
Gentlemen, Destroy Your Engines!
Get behind the wheel for the Banger Rally, a 4,500-mile blitz from England to the Sahara in which globe-trotting wrench-heads, posh speed freaks, and sand-blinded adventurers crank up the crazy and stomp on the gas

By Jason Daley

The Banger Rally
Illustration by Mark Todd

THE SONS OF HASSELHOFF, GEOFF AND MARK, slipped their newly minted driver's licenses into their wallets, donned custom-printed t-shirts displaying the album covers of the beloved Knight Rider/pop singer, hopped into their tiny 1986 Volkswagen Golf 1.6 CL, and headed south out of Reading, a commuter suburb west of London.

Down in the English Channel port of Poole, meanwhile, the Conedodgers, a team consisting of brewpub designer Declan Hicks and marine mechanic Ed Parke, were playing Tetris with 12 cases of Carlsberg beer, concealing the suds beneath a plywood pantry they'd crammed into their 1992 Volvo Estate wagon. In London, Benja Hedley and Denis Meehan, the Badger Racing boys, hitched the shabby camper they'd purchased on eBay behind their 1984 4x4 Mitsubishi Montero Magnum, then gave each other ceremonial Mohawks before motoring out of town. And on the other side of the city, firefighters were shutting down a BP station where the gas tank of a little red 1991 VW Polo—driven by Team SloMoShun's Emma Barber and packed to the gills with camping gear, empty fuel cans, and plastic toys—was spurting unleaded all over the concrete.

Like hydrocarbon-fueled lemmings, they, along with 33 other teams from all reaches of the United Kingdom, were rushing headlong toward ferry crossings to France. Once on the other side, they were counting on their exquisitely crappy cars, many pulled from junk heaps or taken off blocks, to carry them to the southern tip of Spain, over the Atlas Mountains in Morocco, and across the roadless sands of the Sahara. It was the first day of the Plymouth–Dakar Challenge, and, with 4,500 miles and at least three weeks of travel ahead, the shit parade was under way.

Banger Rally Map
Map by Mark Todd

MY TEAM, FOR ONE FLEETING MOMENT, was leading the pack. At a dealership outside Toulouse, France, Sid Horman, 43, his 13-year-old son, Martin, and I watched our 1991 SEAT Malaga 1.6, a bland, Spanish-made diesel sedan we'd named Ros Bif 1—a nod to a favorite French epithet for Brits, "roast beef"—as it puked an oily, brownish-green gravy from its coolant reservoir while an impassioned mechanic threatened to impound the car for safety violations.

We'd hit the road two days ahead of the Challenge's official February 18 start date and had already pushed Ros Bif to her limit, revving up to 91 miles per hour on the slick motorways of Gaul until her head gasket blew. After a few poorly translated lies, we managed to ditch the French mechanic, praying the engine wouldn't go Chernobyl before we could stop for repairs in Spain.

And, really, there was no hurry. Teams enter the PDC with one goal: making it to the finish. The event is a mad Englishman's answer to the Paris–Dakar Rally (now Lisbon–Dakar), the notorious 6,500-mile pro-am event in the North African desert that involves, among other expenses, a $10,000 entry fee and $250,000 off-road racing cars serviced by professional chase crews. While the Paris–Dakar offers prize money in the hundreds of thousands, the PDC—or Banger Rally, as it's widely known in the UK—ends with a charity auction.

I'd signed on as Sid's co-driver—a loose term, considering I'd neglected to learn to drive a stick—after he'd responded to a message posted on the PDC's online chat room. During our one brief conversation before I flew to England, Sid, who admitted to having killed a couple of bottles of wine before dialing, described himself as a semiretired international banker from the Isle of Jersey now living on a farm in Devon.

Translation: He was a former bank compliance officer who'd had a breakdown and moved to the countryside to soothe his nerves. Now, two years later, he was taking medication for manic depression while making ends meet by selling Kleen EZ products door to door and stabling neighbors' horses. Six feet tall with broad shoulders and a Nixonesque perpetual five-o'clock shadow, he is a chronically nervous man. When things go wrong, as they often do for him, Sid likes to drive. And not at the back of the pack.

"They call this a challenge, but really it's still a race," he confided to me as he gunned Ros Bif into Spain. "You still want to be first!"

THE PDC BEGAN IN 2003, when Julian Nowill, then a 43-year-old millionaire stockbroker from Exeter who refurbished East European junkers on the side, decided he wanted to test the mettle of the Soviet Ladas—the Cold War "car of the people"—that he'd been collecting since the eighties. In a local newspaper, he invited others to join him on a route that independent explorers had traveled in 4x4s for decades. The finish line was set in Banjul, the capital of Gambia, but Nowill dubbed the event the Plymouth–Dakar Challenge to play up the mockery of the "serious" Paris–Dakar race.

The ploy worked:

"To a great adventure!" Sid said. He swung the champagne, but it failed to crack, and the car began to roll down the drive like a puppy slinking from its master.

The story got picked up by the BBC and generated an avalanche of interest. That year, 43 teams in ancient Peugeots, Mercedeses, and Renaults followed Nowill south from Plymouth, despite the fact that they had no clue how they would be greeted at African borders or if it was possible for two-wheel-drive vehicles to manage the Sahara.

To the surprise of many, they made it to Banjul—minus only a couple of teams. The saga generated enough buzz for Nowill to organize a repeat in 2004, though he didn't make the drive. By the time I joined Sid and Martin in 2005, the PDC had become a full-blown cult phenomenon, with some 800 applications for the rally's 200 slots, which are divided into four waves of roughly 50 cars each that depart between December and February and finish some three weeks after they leave the UK.

The event is unique in the world of auto rallies, drawing men and women of all ages, moneyed car buffs, married couples, fathers and sons, complete strangers, and, naturally, the mechanically inclined. "It's not as radical as it was in the beginning; there are more middle-aged charity-focused people," says Nowill. "But I try to keep the spirit alive. Complete lunatics go to the top of the applicant pile." So far, no one has died, but there have been plenty of near misses, and with every running, one or two cars are usually abandoned in the Sahara, where they're stripped for parts by Bedouin. Meanwhile, quite a few noteworthy vehicles have made it through the sticky sands. In 2004, Creamy Treats, a fully functional ice cream truck stocked with popsicles, made it to Banjul before being converted into an ambulance for one of Gambia's remote upriver cities.

Nowill skipped the drive again in 2005, but his spirit was ever present in the form of hushed admonishments—"When Julian first did the race, he did it this way"—and a 15-page road book that offers teams his vague outline of the route in short, koan-like entries that usually just confuse people. The teams, selected by Nowill, pay a £200 ($355) registration fee. In return, they receive an official PDC number, the road book, Lonely Planet guides to Morocco and Senegal, and an invitation to the launch party in Exeter. Entrants also agree to the PDC's three commandments: Cars can cost no more than £100; preparations and repairs can cost no more than £15; and rules are made to be broken.

Sid was uncommonly fond of commandment three. He dumped nearly $1,500 into the Malaga in the year leading up to the rally, paying for upgrades like new tires and high-powered spotlights. He'd also decorated the exterior with dozens of colorful stickers guaranteed to impress bystanders on our route, à la: LIFE'S A BITCH, THEN ONE PULLS OUT IN FRONTOF YOU and I BRAKE FOR BABES.

At our bon voyage with the Horman family, Sid narrated into a video camera as he raised a bottle of champagne over Ros Bif's roof. "I don't know if we'll make it to Gambia—or even make it out the drive," he said. "But here's to a great adventure!" With that, he swung the magnum down, but it failed to crack, and the car began to roll slowly back down the driveway, like a puppy slinking away from its master.

FROM DEVON TO FRANCE and into Spain, Sid, always clad in a red Ferrari-branded polo, unleashed torrents of babble. He calculated mileage, rehearsed schedules, and celebrated our luck in scoring 15 boxes of Gulf War–era C rations to get us through the Sahara. He shared stories of near-death mountain-bike crashes, of his days managing a competitive motorcycle team, and of his stint teaching "advanced driving techniques" to British cops back in Jersey.

But by the time we reached the first major PDC rendezvous point, the parking lot of the Hotel Camillas, in the small southern-Spain resort town of Sotogrande, Sid's soliloquies had turned from engine blocks and adrenaline sports to murder and revenge. At a roadside rest area outside the city of Benidorm, thieves had smashed Ros Bif's rear passenger-side window and grabbed what they could reach.

"I can't believe it! Druggies!" he kept repeating.

"Dad, it could have been lowlifes!" Martin chimed in.

Whatever they were, they'd nabbed the laptop computer case with Sid's and Martin's visas and passports, our car documents (most forged), a bag containing Martin's asthma inhaler, and some of Sid's medication. "If I'd found them," Sid steamed, "they'd be dead for sure."

As we talked through our options, the lot filled with all manner of automotive monstrosities. Some were lovingly painted with cartoon camels. Others looked like they'd been colonized by armadillos. Emma Barber's Polo was still leaking gas, the Badger Racing boys had had to scour a scrap yard in Gibraltar to get a new gearbox for their Montero, and the Conedodgers had lost an exhaust pipe.

"We took a corner pretty wide and almost got pulverized by a logging truck in the middle of France," Declan recounted at the Camillas bar. "That was a bit of a brown-trouser moment."

Over the next two days, jacks and wrenches were passed around like doobies as drivers tweaked their brakes, zip-tied exhaust systems, and bolted on sump guards to protect gas tanks from rocks. The most fortunate teams stayed for a night or less before setting off in groups of five or six to the ferry terminal at Algeciras, for the crossing into Morocco. The unlucky, including us, were stuck "sorting" things for a couple of days. We sent Ros Bif off to have her head gasket repaired while Sid and Martin boarded an overnight bus to Madrid to plea for new passports. I waited at the hotel for a DHL shipment with Ros Bif's new (and legitimate) paperwork.

At last, the Malaga returned from the shop. Sid and Martin returned also, haggard but with shiny new credentials and rejuvenated will. By the time we were ready to roll, our head start had evaporated completely.

AT NIGHT, THE MOROCCAN HIGHWAY looks like any other truck-filled thoroughfare, but pull off into a village and you'll find the streets buzzing—groups of young men strolling, talking, and conducting business to avoid the heat of the day. An hour after entering the country, we pulled into a floodlit village to top off the tank, but the shadowy figures and maze of streets caused Sid to beat a fidgety retreat. An hour later, he dared a brief pit stop at a bright neon Afrique gas station, grabbing high-octane coffee and bread. Then it was south, south, south, zipping between the lumbering trucks into the darkness. At six in the morning—as the muezzins called morning prayers and the sun revealed the dusty skyline of Casablanca—Sid pulled into the financial district, parked Ros Bif in the shade of the most Western-looking bank he could find, and fell asleep in the driver's seat.

We lagged for three days as Sid and Martin negotiated replacement visas with the Mauritanian embassy. Then we jammed south to Marrakesh in a fever, convinced that we'd fallen dangerously behind the pack. Just as we were giving up hope of seeing any other rally cars, we spotted Rural Chic—a team of two recent grads from Bristol University in a canary-yellow 1978 Fiat 128—loitering at the edge of a gas station.

Over the next hour, eight more teams joined us to build a safe-passage convoy over the Atlas Mountains. The three cars of Team SloMoShun appeared, as did the Sons of Hasselhoff and the Conedodgers. Our conga line chugged nose to tail up the narrow, shoulderless highway that winds steeply out of Casablanca through 11,000-foot peaks before dropping to the flat plains of the Sahara. Around every turn we glimpsed vistas of surrounding desert before plunging back into lush mountain valleys.

But Sid wasn't interested in scenery. We were the caboose, and he wanted pole position. As the convoy began ascending a long incline, a glint came into his eye. "Watch this," he said, pulling into the opposite lane and gunning the motor. Ros Bif did her best. She passed one car. Two cars. After what felt like ten minutes, we were halfway to the front, but then a freight truck crested the hill ahead of us and began barreling down on our little Spanish sardine can.

Sid had two choices: crank the wheel to the right and knock Team SloMoShun's blue Citröen XL into the abyss, or plow headfirst into the rig. For a heartbeat he did nothing, then, at the last second, the semi swerved into the roadside rocks, the Citröen edged right, and we squeezed through the gap.

The glares from the other teams pierced Ros Bif like lasers, but Sid kept his eyes forward, flooring over the top of the crest until he had taken the lead. "I'm trained in advanced driving!" he fumed. "If they all knew how to drive, there shouldn't have been a problem!"

THE PARCHED HEART OF THE PDC is the three-day, 350-mile off-road desert crossing through the Parc National du Banc d'Arduin, in the south of Mauritania. There are no gas stations, freshwater sources, or route markers, so it's necessary to hire a guide and carry your supplies. Cars spin into sandpits, and radiators and gas tanks are bashed to pieces. Midday temperatures average 90 degrees.

With such potential for peril, I ditched Sid and Martin in Dakhla, the southernmost town in Western Sahara, after Ros Bif blew yet another head gasket.

The parched heart of the PDC is the 350-mile desert crossing. There are no gas stations, freshwater, or route markers. Cars spin into sandpits, and radiators are bashed.

If she punked out again in the sands, it would be almost impossible for the other teams to absorb three extra bodies and our gear. "So you're abandoning us," Sid said icily. "I see. When the going gets tough, you quit." He was looking for an excuse to launch a tirade, but I refused to light his fuse.

I set off the next afternoon in Team SloMoShun's VW Polo with Emma Barber, a tall blond businesswoman in her mid-thirties. Also on her team were her father, John, a stout 70-year-old mechanic with his wrist in a cast, and his wife, Fuzzy, a spunky 60-year-old with erect silver hair, both crammed into the Citröen. Emma's half brother, Joe, and his friend David, both in their thirties, rounded out the caravan in their eight-cylinder Rover 800. SloMoShun had earned a bevy of nicknames, including Team Panic, for their hysteria-inducing screwups, including leaving Fuzzy behind at a Spanish toilet stop for the better part of an hour. I'd dubbed them Team Posh for their habit of staying in luxury hotels and because they'd brought along a dozen or so bottles of red wine.

Our guide, Hamid, led us into what felt like a random stretch of Sahara in his white Toyota pickup, cajoling us with constant hand signals to step on the gas to avoid sinking. We blazed across the flats at 50 miles per hour until, 20 minutes in, Emma's Polo snagged in a drift. Everyone unloaded to dig us out, jamming carpet scraps under the tires for traction. "Oh, make sure to take some pictures!" Emma squealed.

At least a dozen rescues later, we stopped to camp. It took Team Posh an hour to put up one of four spanking-new four-man tents; in the meantime, I erected the other three and cooked dinner. "Oh, you're just what I thought an American would be like!" said Fuzzy. "So self-reliant!"

But the bonhomie didn't last long. The next morning, Emma's Polo stalled in an especially soft stretch of sand and we decided to leave the car behind. "Goodbye, little Polo," a grief-stricken Emma told her companion as we squeezed into the cab of Hamid's truck. Throughout the afternoon, we stopped time and again to morosely dig the other cars out. At one point, there was a wave of panic when John's hip went out of socket as he tried to peer under the Citröen. "Get in your truck and pull these cars out!" Fuzzy demanded of Hamid. "We're not paying you so this old man has to dig!"

We slogged onward and, the next afternoon, reached Nouamghar, a small fishing village where the dunes spill onto a treacherously narrow beach, the only route back to the highway, some 50 miles to the south. We woke at dawn to time our sprint with the three-hour low-tide window, barreling along at 60 until the Citröen dug in. We spent half an hour freeing it. With ten miles to go, the Rover got stuck; waves lapped at our feet as we furiously dug it out.

"Allez, allez, allez!" Hamid shouted. Five miles to go and bigger sets were slapping our tires. Then a mass of people materialized from the dust, diving out of our way. We'd made the highway. Fuzzy, who'd been driving, exited the Citröen and lit a cigarette. "Oh, God, that was dreadful," she said.

We hammered on to Mauritania's capital, Nouakchott, where Team Posh found a restaurant serving Heineken and, praise heaven, a passable plate of salty English chips.

ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF SAINT-LOUIS, Senegal, Team Posh crashed in an expensive beachside resort; I hitched a ride with a local man to Zebrabar, a campground 20 miles south of the former colonial port where other teams were taking a post-desert layover. After a couple of days deflating, I squeezed into the backseat of Team ReVolvor's gray wagon, piloted by John and Sam Drew, a father-and-son duo from Malmesbury, in southwest England.

The tail end of the winter harmattan winds blew like a blast furnace for three days.

We hammered on to Mauritania's capital, where Team Posh found a restaurant serving heineken and, praise heaven, a passable plate of salty English chips.

As we limped the final 400 miles through Senegal to Banjul, the faded golds of the Sahara dissipated into brick-red, the macadam deteriorating the farther south we drove. Wherever we stopped—Touba, Mbacké, Kaolack—children assailed our ten-car convoy, screeching "Bon-bons!" and "Cadeaux!" while climbing onto bumpers and roofs, reaching through open windows like zombies seeking brains.

And then, with no fanfare except for a billboard advertising Saddam Gunpowder Green Tea, we were on the quiet late- afternoon streets of Banjul. The PDC vanguard had finished several days earlier and been escorted by police to the national soccer stadium, where they paraded around before local politicians. We caught up with them in the lush patio bar of the Safari Garden Hotel to recount our epics late into the night over beans on toast and prodigious quantities of JulBrew, the local lager. The 34 cars that survived our wave were mostly sold to local taxi drivers and fetched a million Gambian dalasis, or roughly $40,000, which was distributed to Banjul's woefully undersupplied Victoria Hospital and other groups.

Sid and Martin made it to the finish line, though not as grandly as planned. A few hours after their departure from Dakhla, Ros Bif blew another gasket, dying in the poorly marked mine field separating Western Sahara and Mauritania. She was towed to the outlaw town of Nouadhibou and sold for $300. Sid and Martin were forced to cadge a ride in a guide's truck for the remainder of the trip. Adding further insult, the C rations turned out to be spoiled, causing Martin to spend a night heaving a day's worth of junk food.

Sid's wife, Ann, and older son, Peter, flew down for a family vacation at the Gambian coastal resorts, greeting us at the Safari Garden with two bottles of champagne. Sid grabbed one and uncorked it. All but a fraction of the bubbly spewed out. "Oh, well!" he said, uncorking the second. It did the same thing, leaving him standing there holding a bottle that was half empty.

 

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Mar 7 2005

On Wednesday 16th February over 200 teams will be making a 4,000 mile trip from the South coast of Britain to the West coast of Africa in left hand drive bangers to raise money for charities both at home and in Africa.  trakm8 are sponsoring Declan Hicks from Gillingham, Dorset on his 4 week adventure and will be updating you on his progress for the duration.

Declan reached Banjul on the Western Coast of Africa this morning.  After long periods with no contact due to the lack of mobile phone coverage, we have received an update from his vehicle showing that he has reached his destination after nearly a month of travelling.

Last Update: 11.30am Monday 14th March

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Jan 2005

Article written by Declan for the Dorset Echo

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Friends Dakar-bound in their £100 banger

From the Dorset Echo, first published Friday 18th Feb 2005.

INTREPID adventurer Declan Hicks has swapped his gleaming sports car for a noisy old banger as he gets behind the wheel for the 2005 charity Plymouth-Dakar Challenge.

Declan, 35, from Gillingham, and co-driver Ed Parke, 29, from Parkstone, left Poole ferry terminal on Wednesday February 16 for France where they join 400 other entrants for the 3,000-mile drive.

Despite clocking up more than 240,000 miles, Declan's left-hand drive Volvo 240 Estate - which he snapped up for around £100 - has undergone a major overhaul and even been fitted with a satellite tracking device.

"For a 1992 model it's in amazingly good condition and although it hasn't been driven for some time, it passed its MoT," said Declan, of Honeyfields.

The pair will spend three weeks driving in convoy across France, Spain, Morocco, Mauritania, the Sahara desert to Dakar and from Senegal to Banjul in the Gambia.

They will be taking in around 2,000 miles off-road.

"I'm so excited - I just can't wait to get going," said Declan.

"We'll be dodging border minefields, soft sand, dust storms and camels but we'll also have three days driving along the beaches of West Africa, which will be great."

The challenge - now in its third year - is well known for the number of novelty vehicles which take part. When they arrive in Africa they are auctioned with funds raised going to local charities.

Declan said: "Despite being bangers, these cars will be treasured items and will get put to very good use. The best can be given to hospices and used as ambulances."

Declan has packed his car with goods for local schools, hospitals and charities.

First published: February 18

UPDATE: THE VOLVO MADE £1400 FOR LOCAL CHARITIES & WAS STILL GOING STRONG A YEAR LATER IN THE GAMBIA WITH ITS NEW OWNER, DECLAN MET THE OWNER AFTER COMPLETING HIS SECOND CHALLENGE AS GUIDE IN JAN 2006 & WAS PLEASED TO SEE IT ALL STILL WORKS

"OLD VOLVO'S NEVER DIE,
THEY GO ON HOLIDAY TO SUNNY PLACES"

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